CAT POOP COOKIES

Servings: 1
Ingredients:

---------------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS---------------------------
1/2 c  Honey
2/3 c  Butter, margarine, or lard
1    Egg
1 ts Vanilla extract
-OR- peppermint extract
2 c  Whole wheat flour
1/3 c  Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

————————–GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS————————–
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard
1 Egg
2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
- to taste
-(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

———————————-MIX-INS———————————-
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spagetti or ramen noodles
- cooked - (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
‘puffy pastel things’; *
-find at Chinese restaurants

*NOTE: ‘puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
packing pellets-i haven’t tried this
TO MAKE:
icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i’ve
been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer
cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all
the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough
logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape-
nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with
my flaky oven you never know).
Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might
work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.
this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table
was already decorated with plastic flies.

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